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uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

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I never fucking said that

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Venice Beach Canals - {by Jonathan Alcorn} | {WEBSITE}

brunette-nymphette:

This is the best episode ever

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Entitled

  • Me: This older generation pisses me off so much
  • Therapist: Why?
  • Me: Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
  • Therapist: And?
  • Me: And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
  • Therapist: Touche

I’m not sure why people dislike receiving drunk texts. you’re the only person they’re thinking of when their brain can’t function properly

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t-ribulation:

HAHAHHA

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